The Arik Network: ANN
People in spot-light:
Nehir. Posted 8/7/2001
The man formally known as Amir Buksboum is now called
'Nehir'.
ANN reporter on the spot tryed to find out why did
Amir change his name to 'Nehir'?
Our reporter told ANN that Amir was very happy when
he celebrated his 16th birthday.
Amir is the smallest of the group, actually he is
still a little cute baby.
ANN reporter speculates that when he turned 16 he
was very happy of himself and thought that he's friends will atr
last see him as a real man and not as a little cute baby.
Sadly, it didn't happen.
Amir's hopes for honor and respect sank down like
the Titanic.
He was still treated as a little child.
Yesterday Amir had enough.
Amir decided that it's time to pruve to everyone that
he's a reall man and that he can make his own mature decisions.
His mature decision was to change his name from Amir
to Nehir.
In Hebrew Nehir is a part of the nose - or the nose
hole.
It will take us many years to understand why, from
all the names Amir decided to change his name to 'Nehir'.
Nehir came home happy after he rid of his former name:
Amir.
At last, Nehir found peace and happiness as his friends
were amazed from his daring move.
From now on, people who knew him cheered him as he
walked down the streets.
Cheers like 'Go Nehir!', 'You can do it Nehir' and
'What a smart Nehir!' were heard all around him.
Our favourite Ashkenezian Jew became our favourite
Nose hole.
Nehir is a reall man now. A happy reall man.
Or not?
ANN's special reporter Moshe Ninkashwilli, who was
so many times attacked by Nehir's website: 'UNANN' suggested ANN
the following shocking scenario:
According to Ninkashwilli's report this whole procedure
of name changing was actually a big accident caused by one of our
senile friends.
A worker in the Minstry of Internal Affeirs (the place
where you chagne your name) told Moshe that she cauld swear that
the man who requested to change the name of Amir was not Amir!
This young lady claimed that she once knew Amir. She
claimed that the person was alot different then the 3 year old Amir
she once knew in kindergarten. Yes ANN's reporter found Danit, Amir's
first girl-friend from kindergarten! But that's another story...
Danit claimed that a pale white man asked her to change
Amir's name to Nehir. This persons height is approximately 1.80M.
He is pale, as reported, and 'you might call him a living dead'
according to Danit.
ANN quickly checked all the available information
and found a suspect.
Eyal Frank aka Franky matches all Danits reports.
Moshe Ninkashwilli, our brave reporter called Eyal
and asked him about this big mess.
Sadly, Eyal didn't know about what Moshe was talking
about and told our reporter that the last thing he remembers is
his parents calling him a big nose hole.
This strange mystery remains un - solved to this day.
Who is the reall Nehir, and how Franky is connected
to this?
This question remains unanswered.
Nehir, on your right.
Franky, a pale white man?
Moshe Ninkashwilli, our brave reporter.
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