The Arik Network: ANN
ANN receives
a mysterious letter from the CIA!. Posted 21/6/2001
ANN received the following letter from an unknown
source:
"From:
Agent Logan Summers, CIA headquarters.
Dear Mr. Lidderman, In a regular patrol of our service
on the Internet, we stumbled upon your magnificent web-page.
As you know, all the USA government services have
a really secret computer program which moderates the World Wide
Web activity for threatening key-words, such as "Bombing", "Murder",
"Killing", "Abuse" and "Opera Whinfree".
As well as that, we moderate after the names our top-wanted
criminals.
How is this connected to you and your site?
Well, as we've noticed that the person known to the
authroties as "Abo" has contacted you several times.
Well, his real name: "Abo-Jamil El-Faid A-La-Li-La-Li
Na-Na-Na-Banana".
He is wanted for stealing from a grocery shop and
is considered extremly dangerous.
As we've noticed, you are also very close to that
certain person, and perhaps you know of his whereabouts.
DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT give him any information about
the people mentioned in your web-page. It is for your own precaution.
Especially, do not give any information about the special FBI agent,
which also has a PICTURE on your site, Guy Fruchtman.
You have caused the USA governament a lot of trouble
because of showing his picture to the public.
As a metter of fact, we were supposed to shut-down
your Internet data-base because it contacts certain key people which
will not name them (FDA agent Faruk, MI6 agent Nir Koblenc and Affganistan's
Spying Network [ASN] agent Lior Ziv),
but because for your and your friend Ben Menhem's
special "Love" for Kristine Dunst, and because of that beautiful
logo, we haven't.
And YES, we know you named her Kiki.
Just think of us when you contact this..
Abo-Jamil El-Faid A-La-Li-La-Li Na-Na-Na-Banana. It
is indeed a long name.
Love, The CIA headquarters.
Ps. Agent Smith wants more pictures of you in your
site. He says you can E-Mail him at agentsmith@cia.sceret.gov.."
Me No guilty!!!
Someone asked for more pictures?!
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