The Arik Network: ANN
Have I lost
it? ask Ben!. Posted 26/6/2001
Ben Menahem, our old favourite funny friend lost it.
Yep, it's not funny!
Did he drink something I ask? have he seen someone
I ask?
The answer for the first question is no but for the
second...
I woman who I shall call '4D' made Ben lose his mind
last night.
The evening begun with a lovely bowling game and ended
a bit late - 2:AM.
It has begun at 1:30AM - middle for the second bowling
game; Ben takes out a bowling ball and amazingly begins to dance!
This wierd yet interesting ritual continues until
the game ends.
Scientists belive that it's a sort of a mating dance
in the Ben family. It was either 4D of Fruchtman's new hair-cut
who turned him on.
The strange behaviour continued as we walked towards
the exit.
A poor woman, walking towards us fell victim for another
Ben ritual.
When the unsuspecting woman approached us, Ben strated
to shout at her (!) - pointing out that she is a good shopper -
coming to the mall at 2:30AM! The poor woman begun to walk faster
while Ben continued to walk towards the exit...
If you think that's it, then you are terribly wrong!
Next the wierdest happened:
Ben found his way to the parking lot and simply begun
to run circling the area around us.
Amazingly this strange ritual made other people do
the same as he!
Arik Liderman, The 'Racer' driver prepared to exit
the parking lot with his Racer and begun slowly to move towards
the exit.
Amazingly, Ben jumped on the Racer (!) and tried to
block it's path...
After almost 20 minutes of chases after the 'Racer'
ben disappeared into the night...
That was the last time anyone seen him.
If you see Ben Menahem call the police! He is a mad-man
on loose.
Sources told ANN that police suspects he might try
to execute his grand-mother.
Use every means possible to stop him!
Ben - before
Ben - after
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