The Arik Network: ANN
New reporter
added to the ANN staff and his new celebrity interview! 29/6/2001
Today a new reporter joined ANN's ranks and the ANN
family of writers continues to grow!
Ziva is our new wounderful reporter.
We are happy to say that he performed extremly well
with his first task:
ANN sent Ziva to America to interview one of it's
top Pop-stars!
Here is Ziva's new report:
"Howdy ho peoples,
I'm the new reporter for the ANN and I will bring
u direct news about the stars!
I was sent by the ANN webmaster to the U.S to interview
the one and only- Bitchny Spears! (All expenses on the house)
Days after days of waiting (at Disney world) I finally
managed to get an interview with the bitch hmm… I mean with Bitchny.
Q- "So Bitchny how do u explain your success?"
ANS- I would like to thank my mom, my dad and my br…
*not now u stupid #@#$ it's not this one, do the ANS number 2 now*
ok ok just don't yell u mother fucker!
Well I guess that's because I'm real, I give the audience
what it really wants- Sex.
Okie dokie… Next Q- "What do u think about the middle
east crises?"
ANS- hmmm the middle east crises??? *Apchi* Yes well..
well.. its actually very simple, *Apchi* as I said *apchi!* aaaaaa!
*nono! Why do u always have to screw everything up! Do ANS number
5 now!* Stop yelling at me u stupid manager!
Accuse me, I have to go to the bathroom… (Her manager
for some unknown reason goes with her…) (after about an hour she
returns with her manager…)
Yes well as I said earlier its very simple- I think
we should all look up and hmm and and… (for some unknown reason
she looks at her hand…) ooo do everything we can for the middle
east peace. (She smiles in a very odd but yet stupid Way) What ever…
Q- "how do u relate to the blond=stupid accusation?"
ANS- outrages!, I feel hurt… I really got tired of
those millions over millions of peoples who think that just because
I'm blond it means I'm stupid, well its not, for ur information
I have 2 years of education!…
Or was it my IQ… next NEXT! (Her manager slaps on
his head, then he slaps hers) Kek
Q-"what do u think about experiments on animals? Do
u agree, disagree? And if u do or do not explain why…"
ANS- (Bitchny looks like she have seen a ghost and
starts crying) *Boom* (Her manager just shot himself)
WOW, there there don't cry, I have one last Q, I
promise.
Q- "Would u like to go to bed with me?" (your beloved
reporter smiles in an evil but yet excited way)
ANS- (stops crying) finally something I do know!
Well that's all for now….
The first interview went better then I though. (smiles
again in an evil but yet satisfied way)
That's all for now from ur beloved reporter- *Ziva*
"
Thank you Ziva for your shocking report!
I wounder why he is so happy now?
Bitchny Spears - she is happy too?! :)
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