The Arik Network: ANN
The emperor
has spoken! Posted 8/12/2001
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, gays and other
ugly creatures there is a new emperor in town!
He comes to us from the poor neigborhoods of Herzelia
Pituah, raised by a dog, a monkey, and two young sisters he has
become mature enough and ready to conquer the planet!
Ladies and gentlemen we give you your new emperor:
Lior "Zvex" Ziv!!
Along with the new emperor came his best and strongest
ministers:
Minister of the army and the main recruiter and the
head of the Communist party: Arik Liderman
Minister of toys and dolls, and the cleaner of the
offices: Guy Fruchtman
And Minister of the secret service (it is so secret
that we didn't tell him that he is the minister): Amir "bobo"
Buksboum.
Together they defend the planet against the evil forces
of the Vegeterian world, headed by Eyal "Ahmed" Franky!
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The emperor has spoken:
"You shall do a poll among your friends and students,
and you shall ask them who is the most beutiful girl in the world...."
"You shall ensure that the vote goes to Kirsten
"Kiki" Dunst or you shall suffer my wrath!"
And so the quest begins:
The vote is on! - who is the most beutiful girl in
the world?
1. Kiki
2. Kiki
Or 3. Franky
Note that if you vote 3, you are probably gay.
ANN will keep you updated on this developing story!
The new emperor Lior Ziv (but for how long?...)
Minister of the Army Arik Liderman.
Minister of dolls Guy Fruchtman.
Minister of Secret services Amir "osama"
Buksboum.
And the evil -
Frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaanky!!!!!!
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