The Arik Network: ANN
Hezi VS Papa
Fruchtman VS Galina. Posted 11/7/2001
Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to today's first mortal
combat fight on ANN!
Today we have an exciting triple match, a match till
the death, the one who survives wins!
And here they come:
First we intruduce the ultimate aerobic dancer, with
his amazing charm but still tough attitude - he comes from the streets
of Nof-Yam, please welcome: HEEEEEEEEZI!!!!! (aerobic team cheering)
Next she survived Chernobil, joined the Lidud party
and intimidated everyone on her sight including Ariel Sharon, she
now lives in Herzelia Pituach, and who ever messes with her gets
it - please welcoem: GAAAAAAAAALIIIIIIIIINAAAA! (likud members cheer)
And last but not least, if you see him driving you
better run, his the ultimate high speed driver, he lives in down-town
Herzlia and he enjoyes a good challange - he once took a burning
ventilator in his own hands! please welcome: PAPA FRRRRUUUUCHTAMN!
(fruchtman cheers)
Man! they look angry and ready to fight!
In the ANN studios along side me sits our commentator,
who is also one of ANN's reporters regulary stationed near Amir's
house, so he definetly seen some tough things in his life - it's
the one and only: The Plumber!
Plumber: it's a very intresting fight today ladies
and gentlemen, look at Galina! She looks tough, belive me when I
say it: I seen some tough girls but this one is the toughest of
them all!
ANN: Thank you very much Plumber for your opinion
and I see the match is about to begin!
*RING* *RING*
ANN: The match is now underway! The last one to stand
wins!
Hezi and Papa Fruchtman seem to ignore Galina, looks
like they are trying to find out who is big macho!
Oh! Papa Fruchtman makes the first move! He performes
the Fruchtman battle call! It's an amazing sound - I can't hear!!
Hezi looks very dizzy he took a hard blow, Galina
is still standing, it looks like she weren't affected by this amazing
shout! I guess she hears enough shouts in the Likud!
Papa Fruchtman kicks! Hezi almsot falls, he is still
dizzy! Papa Fruchtman tryes to finnish Hezi!- He prepers to make
the Fruchtman punch!
Plumber: Oh yes - it's a deadly punch - he bits one
area of the subjects body and the pain is incredible!
ANN: Papa Fruchtman punches! A miss!! Amazing!! Hezi
performes an aerobic dance! He is as fast as a bee!
Plumber: wow! Hezi saves himself in the last second
with this amazing dance! I only saw my girl-friend dance as good
as he does!
ANN: Don't be mistaken, Hezi not only can dance, but
he can punch as well! OOOOOhhhh Papa Fruchman gets a kick right
in the belly!
Papa Fruchtman can't hit back - Hezi is just too fast
for the big Papa!!
Papa Fruchtman is mad now! Hezi continues to kick
and punch! Papa Fruchtman is almost down but he is still holding!
Boy he is so tough!
Wait! what's this?! Galina is closing on the two fighting
man!
Oh my god she shouts in Russian!!
It's even louder then Papa Fruchtman's sout!! Oh my
god Hezi is paralyzed! it's to much for him!
Papa Fruchtman is still in the fight!
amazing he is still standing!
Oh he preformes the Fruchtman kick!!
Plumber: Oooooohhhhhh that's gotta hirt!
ANN: Hezi flies and flies! It's all over for Hezi,
he is out of the ring!
Oh my the poor Galina is now alone against the angry
Papa Fruchtman!
Wow!! what is going on?! Papa Fruchtman's hands begin
to burn!! It's the ultimate Fruchtman weapon!
It's the first time he uses this trick! He wants to
crush Galina! His hands are burning with a blazing fire! One touch
and Galina is dead - Papa fruchtman runs towards Galina!
What's going on?!
Galina's eyes begin to glow! She is performing the
Galina deadly sight!! They are so bright! I can't see! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
Plumber: Oh god! No women for me from now on!
ANN: Papa Fruchtman stopes! He is blind!! He can't
see anything! He is about to fall!
What a comeback!!
Galina closes to Papa Fruchtman's ear - Papa Fruchtman
is unaware of the closing danger!
Ohhhhhhhhhhh! She begins to shout and shout! She is
shouting so many things - It's unbelievable it's the deadly galina
shout!
Papa Fruchtman can't hold much longer - oooooooohhhhhh
he falls!!!!!
It's over ladies and gentlemen! The tough Papa Fruchtman
is down!!
*Cheers*
Plumber: I never seen anything like it!
ANN: Look at this! Ariel Sharon is in the ring and
he congratulates Galina for her amazing victory!
And now Galina's son Arik tryes to hug her monther
but instead of a hug he gets alot of shouts from his mother for
his bad behavior! Nothing changes - Galina is still the angry!
Wow a lynch! Some Likud members try to Lynch Arik!
What a mess!
Ladies and Gentlemen This fight is over!
Thank you Plumber for your amazing commentary!
Plumber: Thank you very much, I was happy to be here!
ANN: See you next time folks - on the next ANN mortal
kombat!
The ANN fight zone!
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