The Arik Network: ANN
ANN
awards the people who helped to create The Arik Network!
Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the first
Arik Network and ANN awards events!
The Arik Network would like to thank everyone who
helped, visited, voted and contributed in any way to our website.
And now it's time to the main event! Show me the money!
The first category is titled: 4urEyes
In this category we will award the person who helped
in generating the highest intrest in the Arik Network and it's sections:
And the winner is.. you guest it -
Kirsten "Kiki" Dunst!
Whoooooooooooo! *crowd cheering* yeaaaaaah!
Indeed Kiki has earned this prize.
Kiki wins a free visit to the holy land. It's a free
tour to the holiest and most beutiful places in the middle east:
Travel in the ancient areas of Gaza City, see the
most magnificent sights in the Gaza public beach areas and also
a bonus ticket to Iran in case you will enjoy the first visit.
Of course I am just kidding.
The Arik Network's budget barely allows me to by some
food in order to survive..
In any case, Kirsten earned the prize without any
doubt.
Me and all my friends call Kiki to come and visit
the holy land and not to be afraid!
We all hope that one day Kirsten will visit us.
Kirsten Dunst in Bring It On!
Ladies and gentlemen let's continue to our second
category:
The second category prize will go to the best commentery
and assistance in the ANN articles!
This man, ladies and gentlemen truly earns the title:
"THE man"
He loves sports, even though he is on drugs, he likes
girls even though he's a big shuvenist, ladies and gentlemen the
winner is:
The Plumber!
The Plumber, with his briliant commentary and the
smartest advises on earth indeed has eanrned this prize.
The Plumber's award will be a big helicopter. WE HA
MEVIN YAVIN.
Ladies and gentlemen the next award will go to the
Network's favourire writer!
He comes from the distant areas of Africa, he is a
a true speaker of english and a very brave man..
Ladies and gentlemen the award goes to ABO!
ABO, with his amazing articles and brave thoughts
helped to make ANN as poplular as it is today! (5 people per day...)
The Arik Network saved alot of money, and had to fire
a worker or two but we still managed to buy ABO a holy bible!
No, we are not talking about a 'regular' bible, we
are talking about the OXFORD english dictionary, our new bible!
Abo say thank you!
Ladies and gentlemen, the next award is a very special
one..
This award will go to the person which helped to make
ANN as funny as it is today.
It's the man we called so many names,
it's the person on whom we laughed and never gave
him a chance to respond,
it's the person which went threw alot of sufering
due to a very foolish website -
Yes, you are right - it's Amir Buksboum!
Yes! Amir! We love you! - we never hated you! We just
used you to make us more popular!
Francly, if UNANN wasen't on-line (for one week..
but still!) I don't think that ANN would have reached this moment.
UNANN helped to boost ANN and make it alot better.
Thank you Amir, we love you!
Amir's prize will be a special section which was created
in memory of UNAAN!
This section presents some of ANN's products regarding
UNANN and Amir Buksboum, enjoy :)
Amir in the good old days of UNAAN
Ladies and gentlemen we are not over yet!
The next award will go to sevral people,
These people deserve this award.
Our gratitude and award will go to the people which
wrote and helped to create ANN and other sections of The Arik Network
and thus make The Arik Network the place and the source for the
best sections and the most original news!
Guy Fruchtman, or ABO!
And Lior Ziva or Zvex! (The
DND group)
Chen Goldberg (AGNet!)
Adi Segal (Lagaat
Ba Ony!)
Thank you very much! Your articles helped alot!
Guy "I King!" Fruchtman
Lior "Zvex" Ziv
And the last but certinly not least prize will go
to all of you who gave advise, posted on the forum and blah blah
blah blah!
Ben Menahem, Eyal Frank, Amir Buksboum, Guy Fruchtamn,
Yony Bresler, Doron Ravid and Adi Segal.
Oh.. and of-course Ronnen, Sexy Babe, Chipipo, Jesus
and all the others!
If you didn't read our forum or if you just want to
remember what we wrote (the most stupid but non the less funny stuff)
you are welcomed to visit the ANN
forum and read the best metirial on the Net!
Ladies and Gentlemen,
Thank you very much, hopefuly, until the army The
Arik Network and ANN will continue to be the best news source around
for the most stupid (and serious) news.
Oh..
We didn't forget the song Ziva!
Your song dominates the number 1 charts all around
the world! - Gam Ba PIZZERIA! :)
Arik Liderman, the webmaster.
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